About Us
United States Lorg Association (USLA)
Welcome to the exciting world of Lorg, where golf meets treasure hunting, and the only thing more important than your swing is your eagle eye for wayward balls!
Founded by a group of golf enthusiasts who spent more time in the rough than on the fairway, the USLA is dedicated to making golf accessible, enjoyable, and refreshingly entertaining for players of all skill levels. We believe that golf shouldn't just be about hitting a tiny ball into a slightly larger hole – it should be an adventure!
Our Mission
At the USLA, we're committed to:
- Turning every round of golf into a scavenger hunt with a side of putting.
- Proving that you can have a blast on the course even if your handicap is "I can't count that high."
- Encouraging players to yell "Lorg!" more often than they yell "Fore!"
- Demonstrating that the best way to improve your score is to find more balls than you lose.
- Promoting the ancient and noble art of bush-whacking through golf courses in search of spherical white gold.
Why Lorg?
Because regular golf was just too predictable! With Lorg, every outing is an opportunity to:
- Perfect your "I meant to hit it there" stance
- Develop a keen eye for spotting balls in impossible locations
- Master the art of casually whistling while furiously scanning the ground
- Learn creative math as you subtract strokes for Lorgs
- Make friends with the course groundskeepers (you'll be seeing a lot of them)